Look @ my bod, I workout!

This is an expert right here. Yes, I did just steal a Facebook ”Friend’s” photo off Facebook with her included message to post on my blog for anyone to see. Yes, it was marked friends only. But 2 things: I am not revealing her name nor am I going against any copyright law. She took the risk of posting to Facebook. With that aside…

So it was originally my belief that people joined and paid a monthly stipend for gyms to workout. Get fit. Exercise. Be healthy. I did not realize they paid to judge other people on attire and form and tattoos! Least we not forget the tattoos. Obviously people get tattoos just to impress others, or just this chick. It couldn’t possibly be anything more personal than that. They totally got the tattoo with just you in mind. Suffice to say, I’m not so impressed with your tattoo. Should you care? Not if you got it for the right reasons. Shouldn’t bother you a bit what I think.

Attire? Where’s your cute, impressive gym attire? I don’t see you donning any cute Fila, Adidas, or Nike wear. Just saying. You obviously believe people need to come to the gym to impress you. So why are you not impressed with those who are trying hard to workout? How dare they workout with A+ effort.

I am pretty sure the person with the poor form isn’t focusing on impressing you. They are doing it either the way it was taught to them, how others have proceeded to do it, trying to learn how to do it, or doing it that way because it’s what is comfortable to them.

Seems like Planet Fitness isn’t a good fit for you since it’s adamant about being a judgment-free zone. Maybe you belong at Gold’s … though they could very well judge you since you don’t look like you workout all that hard. Yeah, read the little comment where you talked of having been a member to many gyms. It doesn’t show.

Last little thing that bothers me, since you think what bothers you is so important, #hashtags are for Twitter, not Facebook. It would be understandable if you had your two accounts linked, but you posted this directly to Facebook so it looks dumb. I’m so not impressed.

God, that felt good. It’d feel better if I could make a snide remark to her, but I am a slight believer in that gangster motto, “If you don’t start no shit, there wouldn’t be no shit.” You have to choose your battles.

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