Blogger’s Block

April 21, 2013 By 37 Comments

I have an extreme case of blogger’s block and it is becoming insufferable. It’s unfortunate that my mental stability highly depends on the ability to blog whatever is on my mind and as of now there is nothing more on my mind than this. I’ve looked into prompts, articles (non-newsy), and Facebook to see if anything would strike. As we see here, it obviously hasn’t.

I have even combed over past posts to see what I tended to blog a lot about and that helped nil. I am not the blogger who sets up posts in advanced or writes notes on things I should blog about. I am as spur of the moment as they come. Organization is not key for me, though it probably should be. I also find it funny that in a guest post I did on Rarasaur’s blog, I mentioned I was like a few female comedians (I’m really not) sans the political rants yet a lot of posts from last year dealt with political controversial topics. I’m a walking contradiction.

In  conclusion, I am so done with this block. I don’t know if it’s the new medications, the fact I just got my brain back from a full-blown psychosis or it’s that time of the month — yes, I just went there. But if you have any suggestions for me or want to share what works for you, I’d greatly appreciate it. Love you all.

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ABC Award

April 20, 2013 By 15 Comments

I really have no clue what this award is about, but if fluff need be added to my blog, then why the fuck not?

ABC award thingy from Stuph/TwinDaddy.

 

“The ABC Award is a bit different from other awards in that the only rule is that you come up with something relevant to you for each letter of the alphabet.”

Well now I have a clue since I went to the Twin Daddy post and I gained a spiffy little graphic, too. Cuz that’s really what this shit’s all about. Collecting graphics and touting out that you’re teh’shitz.

abc-award

So thank you, Not Quite Alice. You’re sweet and always know when I need more fluff (and to talk about myself). xx

A: Amazeballz. I never use it, but I like the word.
B: Branded. I consider my tattoos to be a bit of a branding from the times I chose to get them.
C: Conniption fit. Love it.
D: Damned. The only reason I am here is because I was damned to be. Bipolar was just thrown in for fun.
E: Engine. I don’t know how they work and I often type engine when I mean injun. Why would I use such terrible slang? Because I think it’s cute. Don’t harp on me, assholes.
F: Fuck. ’nuff said.
G: Graffiti. It can be pretty.
H: Harp. Instrument and slang terminology.
I: Improbable Cause. No reason.
J: Joked. “I joked you!” kids are so darn cute.
K: Killing me softly. Good song.
L: Lying liars piss me off.
M: Music makes me happy. Or whatever emotion I am going for.
N: No. Nope. No way. No how. The answer is NO.
O: The book of ‘O’. Long story. Walden Bookstore Circa 2001.
P: Pedestrian. Sounds so raunchy to me.
Q: Quirky. Runaway Bride, “I’m weird”, “No, you’re quirky.”
R: Redundant.
S: Shank. “I’ll shank a bitch!” was my catchphrase in college. I’m quirky.
T: Tongue-tied.
U: Udon noodles.
V: Victory is mine.
W: http://www.combatbabe.com
X: Xylophones suck.
Y: You suck, too.
Z: Zero, sucka!

Nominees (don’t feel obligated):

Austin of MovieWriterNYU

Rarasaur

Merbear of KnockedOverByAFeather

This is hard so I nominate all who want to be nominated. Those on my short list, do not feel so inclined if awards make you itchy or anything. Love you all. Thanks again!

 

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Hey You! Click Here. Yes. You.

January 22, 2013 By

I hope you have clicked otherwise I’ll be relaying some very pertinent information to no one in general and that’s like wasting my breath, except more like progressing my extreme likelihood for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Six of one, half-dozen of the other. Not really.

Moving forward, I have started to work on a Blogroll. Yes, this is the pertinent information and no you cannot leave until I have finished. I don’t care that I am not your mother. I only have 5 links so far because this is some seriously tedious shit. It’s like WP doesn’t want you to be rolling blogs. Sheesh.

I need an assistant. One who works only for compliments. Apply within.

Anyway, if you know a tip or trick that you would be willing to share with me that makes the process a tad simpler, easy, creative or fun, I’d be so happy to hear from you. I’ll even pay you a compliment. I will not whore out my blogroll, though. This brings us to the important part. Who gets on the list?

Anybody I fucking want. There are no restrictions, applications, shenanigans involved. I just have to want you. Or there has to be some sort of sentiment. So even if you aren’t rolling my blog, that doesn’t mean I won’t be rolling yours. I don’t do trades, bargains, bribery, coercion, take your business elsewhere if that’s what you’re looking for.

To me, my blogroll is a showcase for who I find a pleasure to read. That is all. People that I find fantastic and think others shall find fantastic, too.

So if you have a cool process for creating a unique blogroll, share it with me if you please.

Thanks. You may go now.

 

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