After a brief message from our sponsors [blog author]: I blame I Should be Sleeping on starting a movie on Netflix called “Like Crazy“. I have not finished said movie because I turned into such a blubbering crybaby that then became so angry-sad that I wanted to throw things and punch walls and submerse myself into the deepest rawest emotions, possibly drowning myself in them. Drowning is a pretty scary fear of mine. That’s beside the point. The movie is pretty much the same as my own experience except replace the British girl (whom I now have a total girl crush on) with me and then replace her white-bread American love to a 6’3″ Colombian. See the resemblance? Uncanny. Also, replace the distance from California to London with a simple 2 & 1/2 hour drive, in the same state. I only was 15 minutes into the movie before I completely lost it. I had read the brief summary of it before starting it so I had an idea what I was getting into. If you’re a fast reader this is a brief message. I am going to continue the movie tonight and die a little more inside because I am a glutton for punishment. End message.
This post may end up being shorter than that message above, if you’ve read it. This is just a forewarning.
Alice likes to feed me bullshit on a spoon. I know that is utterly surprising news to you. It drives me crazy (ooo, ooo) because I’m not a bullshitter. At least not to those I like. If I respect you, I’m not a bullshitter. Sometimes I wonder if the bullshit she is feeding me about Dipshidiot and the cast of characters in his life are coming from them or she is making it up herself thinking I’d believe it. Sometimes the shit that comes out of her mouth on this whole thing is the poorest attempt to try and make Dipshidiot look better than he does. Not even the top celebrity stylists could do him justice, but what I really mean is to make Dipshidiot look less than the aggressor he is and more of like a victim. Oh, poor, poor Dipshidiot sitting in jail locked up for violating an unjustifiable restraining order on an unjustifiable domestic violence charge. You can just tell the system is out to get him! He’s a fucking Saint! How can nobody see this??
I guess the cast of characters in Alice’s life, excluding the ones she’s inviting into her life from Dipshidiot’s, are all deaf, dumb and blind. I was rolling in laughter on the inside when she told me Dipshidiot’s parents were going to try and gain custody of Dipshidiot’s kid from his wife/ex/victim of his domestic abuse. My response was that it’s not going to happen. Her comeback was golden; word for word, “She has 3 kids.” Yeah, because that’s the way the system works. Your son is legally bound to stay away from his child so you go for a custody battle to adopt your grandson and the courts figure ‘oh she has other kids, what’s minus 1?’. Seriously? So did she hear this from Dipshidiot or did she make this shit up herself? Dipshidiot is a manipulative sociopath, if he did make this shit up, it’s because he knows she’d believe it.
She then tells me they could gain the custody because ‘Michelle’ (wife/ex/victim of his domestic abuse) is a heroin addict and had her 3 kids taken away by the state before. I honestly don’t know if DCF can take away your kids on that basis without any previous arrest records or arrests when they arrive on premise. I also am unaware if the court case to get your children back would be listed as public record. Everything else seems to be. I told her I’d look it up for her and verified her last name using Dipshidiots and she corrected me and gave me her maiden name. Then told me I need not look it up because she’d find out at his court hearing thing. Um, Alice, don’t want to sound too presumptuous here, but the hearing is about him and the violation of restraining order that pertains to the domestic violence. Not custody or drug use.
I looked Michelle up in the official records of the county she’s in and on court cases it all had to deal with Dipshidiot. On felonies, misdemeanors, etc. there was absolutely nothing. I never heard of Michelle having more than Dipshidiot’s kid until just 2 nights ago when I was eating Alice’s Spaghetti with hamburger, feeding all the hamburger meat to Molly. Who puts hamburger in Spaghetti?? If you do, it’s wrong, stop doing it. Though I will admit it’s not any worse than what my college ex-love’s mother made. Be ready to gag. Spaghetti noodles with a ketchup/canned tomato sauce mix and cut up hotdogs. If that sounds yummy to you, you can thank me for the recipe.
Dipshidiot’s record was interesting. Of course he has domestic violence, restraining order violation, trespassing onto her property. Add to that burglary of an unoccupied structure and another trespassing after warning. His father has a DUI from 92 or 93 so I’m guess the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. I’m not being uppity as someone in my family has 2 DUIs *ahem* but I am not saying who because another in my family, if by chance read this, I’d be fucked as they are easily embarrassed. I can be uppity to the fact I’m not an alcoholic/drunk/alcohol abuser. I have half a bottle of wine sitting in my fridge from 3 weeks ago. Yeah, I’m just rubbing it in.
Don’t drink and drive. Don’t feed me bullshit because I think you should have learned by now I’ll spew it back into your face. Don’t be a Dipshidiot.
- Shocking Domestic Violence Statistics From Laws.com (prweb.com)
- Festive focus on domestic abuse (bbc.co.uk)
- an excellent observervation on bullshit. (wallstreetjackass.typepad.com)
- Through the Looking Glass (combatbabe.com)
- Dipshidiot? Is There a Dipshidiot in the House? (combatbabe.com)