Then you do indeed live a lackluster life. She is the mighty Megalasaurus this side of WordPress. What is a Megalasaurus you ask? (I may have asked myself that after I typed it. Shh don’t tell Rara!):
Megalosaurus (meaning “Great Lizard”, from Greek, μεγαλο-/megalo- meaning ‘big’, ‘tall’ or ‘great’ and σαυρος/sauros meaning ‘lizard’) is a genus of large meat-eating theropod dinosaurs of the Middle Jurassic period (Bathonian stage, 166 million years ago) of Europe (Southern England, France, Portugal). It is significant as the first genus of dinosaur (outside of birds) to be described and named.
Here is a picture of her great-aunt Matilda:
May she rest in peace. Thanks, Wiki!
Anyway, Rara is a fantastical self-proclaimed geek of ALL THINGS. Seriously. Under Geekery in her main menu she has a dozen or more sub-cats dealing with health, computers, words, etc. I shit you not, GO LOOK! Sheesh. She is very peppy — not to be confused with preppy — smart, caring, compassionate and married so don’t get your hopes up. I do not know who her mystery man is, but I think he also blogs. Or not. My memory isn’t all that frightfully wondrous. It’s just frightful.
BOOM!
I was so obliged that I let Rarasaur come up with the title to my work. No, not just the “Guest Post:” part, the whole thing.
Alternate Titles could have been:
I Don’t Mind, You Don’t Matter
Mind Over Matter (B.K.A) MOM
Matter UnderMind[ed]
Broken Hearted, I Shit You Not
So consider yourselves lucky that we have the pep from Rara to spin that title completely around. It was really awesome to guest post and I am recommending you read it now while you still can. I have this thing about not saving my work so if that disappears, you will forever wonder what magical malarkey was blogged about that very day.
& I just realized it was posted on my nephew’s birthday. How cool! Go read!!
Thank you, Rarasaur!!!
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Some to most of this post came out of my ass, figuratively. I do not in fact know for certain that Rara is a Megalosaurus. For all I know she could just be a Megalomaniac. I also am not aware if she has a great-aunt Matilda. Or even if she has a great-aunt. That Megalosaurus pictured I do not believe has a name, though he/she/it could have a million. Like Bobby or Ralph or Betsy Sue. Though, he/she/it sure does have great bone structure. I’m jealous. No person or dinosaur or animal was harmed in the making of this post.
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Glad she had you write, because I now get to enjoy your writing because of it. I am grateful for it!
Awe, thanks!
<3 Loved it!
Awww, thank you!!
And look, it’s great Aunt Milly, how wonderful! 
Your post will be up forever, unless something terrible happens to me, WordPress or my blog which.. let’s hope it doesn’t, so.. yay, forever! Thank you again for a brilliant guest post! Also, happy belated birthday to your nephew! And my hubby (who is a bigger Metric fan than me, even) can be found over at graysonqueen.wordpress.com. Thank you again!
Thank you for the belated birthday wish for my nephew. You are always so thoughtful and I am trying to rein in the overfloweth of extreme complimenting my brain is trying to spit out
my mouthfingers. You mean an awful lot to me and I really feel very appreciative that you offered your blog as a canvas for me. You’re the best and I would love to return the favor if you would like to be my first guest poster (and trial run). You know my emailI’d love to! Just send me over a prompt or general idea of what sort of post… and I’ll send something over to you asap!
You both rock!
Feel free to drop by my blog with a guest post any time, Combat Babe.
This is like the biggest blog compliment a blogger can receive. Were you under the influence of anything at all when gracing me with such opportunity?
I want to offer bloggers guest posts on my blog… I should see how this is done. It’s been fun for me so far!