I hope you have clicked otherwise I’ll be relaying some very pertinent information to no one in general and that’s like wasting my breath, except more like progressing my extreme likelihood for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Six of one, half-dozen of the other. Not really.
Moving forward, I have started to work on a Blogroll. Yes, this is the pertinent information and no you cannot leave until I have finished. I don’t care that I am not your mother. I only have 5 links so far because this is some seriously tedious shit. It’s like WP doesn’t want you to be rolling blogs. Sheesh.
I need an assistant. One who works only for compliments. Apply within.
Anyway, if you know a tip or trick that you would be willing to share with me that makes the process a tad simpler, easy, creative or fun, I’d be so happy to hear from you. I’ll even pay you a compliment. I will not whore out my blogroll, though. This brings us to the important part. Who gets on the list?
Anybody I fucking want. There are no restrictions, applications, shenanigans involved. I just have to want you. Or there has to be some sort of sentiment. So even if you aren’t rolling my blog, that doesn’t mean I won’t be rolling yours. I don’t do trades, bargains, bribery, coercion, take your business elsewhere if that’s what you’re looking for.
To me, my blogroll is a showcase for who I find a pleasure to read. That is all. People that I find fantastic and think others shall find fantastic, too.
So if you have a cool process for creating a unique blogroll, share it with me if you please.
Thanks. You may go now.