I hope you have clicked otherwise I’ll be relaying some very pertinent information to no one in general and that’s like wasting my breath, except more like progressing my extreme likelihood for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Six of one, half-dozen of the other. Not really.
Moving forward, I have started to work on a Blogroll. Yes, this is the pertinent information and no you cannot leave until I have finished. I don’t care that I am not your mother. I only have 5 links so far because this is some seriously tedious shit. It’s like WP doesn’t want you to be rolling blogs. Sheesh.
I need an assistant. One who works only for compliments. Apply within.
Anyway, if you know a tip or trick that you would be willing to share with me that makes the process a tad simpler, easy, creative or fun, I’d be so happy to hear from you. I’ll even pay you a compliment. I will not whore out my blogroll, though. This brings us to the important part. Who gets on the list?
Anybody I fucking want. There are no restrictions, applications, shenanigans involved. I just have to want you. Or there has to be some sort of sentiment. So even if you aren’t rolling my blog, that doesn’t mean I won’t be rolling yours. I don’t do trades, bargains, bribery, coercion, take your business elsewhere if that’s what you’re looking for.
To me, my blogroll is a showcase for who I find a pleasure to read. That is all. People that I find fantastic and think others shall find fantastic, too.
So if you have a cool process for creating a unique blogroll, share it with me if you please.
Thanks. You may go now.
YOu told me to click!
I did! And you did! Doesn’t that work so fabulously?!
It’s Awesome! It’s like the bestest invention evah!
I clicked too. Naturally the giraffe would, right? Oh, never mind, it’s the monkey who’s always curious… I forgot. Shit. It’s the elephant who’s forgetful. What the f*ck. Now I’m just confused. babe, you’ve tied my poor neck in knots… For that, I deserve a spot on your blogroll (which, by the way, I have no clue how to do/make/format. I am officially of no use to you).
Silly, look to the right. You’re already there. Right. On. Top.
Yeah. Apparently I’m not that observant either (I did notice after I left the comment, however). I (love) you too!
HaHa!! I myself have done that before. I’m ‘detail oriented depending’.
I can’t resist a click, but I don’t even know what a blog roll is.
It’s kind of like the “Blogs I Follow” widget, but it’s a list of links that you make so it doesn’t always include everyone you follow. And you have to manually update it. It’s a huge pain in the ass. But I like a challenge. … Not always a tedious one, though.
Ahhhh…. That sounds like trouble. You can’t possibly list everyone and there’ll always be tears when the “favourites” game is played.
Blog what?
I just slap everyone I can think of that I like under my Mad Tea Party tab and make links out of their names. Woot. And I should be on there cause I kick ass. Just sayin’.
P.S. If you need room, you can always sacrifice the clown.
Hehehehe! I love you. You’ll be on my blogroll, no doubt. It’d be so empty and lacking without you.