We shall now ban HAMMERS!
Hammers are obviously very dangerous and way easier to purchase than a gun. I deem it necessary to ban hammers from this country. You currently may purchase hammers from any hardware and even convenience stores near you. Stock up before they go out.
I would say this ends my smartassery, but I’d be lying.
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The world will never be a safe place until they ban fists…do you think that’s the next step?
Man, guns are completely illegal here in Ireland but you could still get your hands on one faster that you could get a pizza delivered if you really wanted one, thanks to the friendly neighborhood criminal gangs.
People been killing each other for a long time in all sorts of ways, I’d say just cut to chase and just ban people.
Rohan.
Hear, hear!
I don’t know why pizza delivery in Ireland sounds so odd to me… I’m such an American.
It’s actually shamrock and Guinness pizza delivered by drunk leprechauns that you have to pay in gold
Don’t worry, it’s exactly how you’d imagine lol
I love your humor. Play off my dumb American persona with finesse.
Haha, don’t worry, we all have our stereotypical cultural assumptions
Rohan.