We shall now ban HAMMERS!
Hammers are obviously very dangerous and way easier to purchase than a gun. I deem it necessary to ban hammers from this country. You currently may purchase hammers from any hardware and even convenience stores near you. Stock up before they go out.
I would say this ends my smartassery, but I’d be lying.
- Call for Hand Tool “Common Sense” Controls (brokenpatriot.net)
- Florida Crazies: FL Mad Man Murks His Neighbor With A Hammer During Sneak Attack In A Trailer Park (bossip.com)
- Paul Krassner: The Politics of Being a Smartass (truthdig.com)