2012-12-07 to Today
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♦You Being There: Is this a song lyric? Who is you? Being where? I don’t know how searching works. Could one person have searched the same quote and clicked whatever link to my blog twice? Or are 2 different people searching the same thing? Is it a new movie? I’m so confused. Did my blog give any kind of answer? Curiouser and curiouser…
♦Quotes about wide awake: That’s obvious. One of my posts’ quotes Katy Perry’s Wide Awake song.
♦Twilight Women Fake Porn: Again!? My last psychiatrist appt. my psych was talking about a 20-year-old man he knew that liked Hentai (anime porn) and he was going with that along with some other things about him like playing WoW all the time and having absolutely no social skills because he was born with Asperger’s. Now I don’t know a lot about that stuff other than my nephew’s particular case so don’t go getting your panties in a twist now. But my psych (obviously gay Asian man — age wise 30/40′s) couldn’t understand why anyone would like cartoon pornography. The story behind the reason he was telling this is quite sad and tragic so I suggest you skip this part if you’re sensitive in any way. The 20-year-old man has a 16-year-old sister. The 16-year-old sister has some troubles, but nothing mental in the terms of Asperger’s or developmental delays. She is quite promiscuous which would be putting it lightly. She got her brother to pleasure her. Orally. And they were caught by the parents. The 20-year-old guy is actually a patient of my psych’s. He is being tried by the biggest prosecutor in our area and ironically the prosecutor’s child is a patient of my psych’s. So the prosecutor who trusts my psych completely and doesn’t believe this kid should go to prison wanted to know what my psych thought and my psych wanted to testify in the kid’s defense, but the defense attorney thinks that would do more harm than good so he’s not allowing it. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but what got him to talk to me about it was my upper back piece is an anime zombie chick in a school girl uniform holding an axe behind her back. Yes, I am a badass. I feel sorry for that whole family though.
Dipshidiot is out on bond and don’t you know Alice bailed him. They are now spending time with his parents like one big happy family, minus her kids whom are with her mom currently. I was going to have her drop the money she owes to me today, but I have plans this evening and she is staying with her happy family until about 7/8 o’clock. That interferes with my own plans so I told her that I would just pick it up tomorrow morning. I’m hoping he is there so I can ignore him. Not even look his way. And if she invites me to stay and hang out I keep imagining saying, “I don’t think I should as hanging with wife beater’s could give me a bad rap.” My mother tells me to not do anything to set this man off as I live on the same street as Alice and he knows my car. She’s probably right, but it would still feel good to be a little shit like that.
Snowbirds need to go home. Yes you read that right, I said it. Why? They don’t know how to drive. Anywhere. They don’t know how to U-turn, work a 4-way stop, or even figure out who has right of way in a parking lot. Excuse me, if I am driving down the main drag of a parking lot and you are going to be coming out of a row, I have right of way. You must wait until I clear then you may exit that row onto the main drag to go elsewhere in the plaza or leave. You honk at me and nudge your car forward like you want to hit my car, you are an idiot so do the world a favor and get off the road. You have to stop and wait. Fucking deal with it. California, when you get the green arrow for a U-turn, you do not proceed to go and then BRAKE FOR NO PURPOSE causing me almost to rear-end your freaking hooptie and the person behind me to almost eat my freaking tail pipes. What is wrong with people and lights anyway? It turns green, you accelerate to go through. You do not freaking coast, do you not see the line of cars behind you that also have a right to make it through that light if you’d just drive through it like a decent fucking driver. If I let you in, I let you go because I am being nice, not because I have to — acknowledge it. Do a little wave, or a smile, or a nod.
If you are in a store, do not stand in the isle looking at something. That is a pathway. Pick the fucking item up and move out of the way. Is that so much to ask? Also learn to say excuse me. If I can say it, so can you. And if you cannot talk because you are deaf, lightly tap someone’s arm. Deaf people already know this. So to you old hags, do not bump your cart into me. To you old men, do not try to squeeze by me. When someone holds the door for you, say thank you! Or smile and nod. What the hell is so difficult about that?
You do not have any manners, you do not have any decency, and you are overtly inconsiderate — go home! You’re taking up space and you’re rude and you make traffic hellacious. We have no use for you here — except maybe your money… but other than that go up there and deal with the cold like you rude people should be doing. You’d match that weather perfectly. It’s as hot here now as it usually is in the summer so I have no qualms in saying I cannot wait until summer when all you rude people head north.
Have you not heard of Southern Hospitality? Look it up, maybe you could learn something.