I’ve been pegged. Brilliantly. —
Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
Literally talking to me. —
Guess the fuck what, Davinci. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our fifteen-point-five-inch Acer Aspire M series Ultrabook. Sorry the entire world can’t be all done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your hoodie, stop compulsively adjusting your Automattic WordPress theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
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